Location, Location, Location

                By Archiv1013
                archiv1013@aol.com
 

                RATING: PG for extremely mild profanity
                CATEGORY: V Mulder/Scully UST
                SUMMARY: In real estate, the three most important factors in
                determining something's value are location, location, location.

                SPOILERS: Post-ep for "Millennium"; references to various earlier
                episodes.
                FEEDBACK: Better than double fudge brownie ice cream, with far
                fewer calories.
                ARCHIVES: ATF, anywhere else is fine, as long as these headers
                remain intact. Please let me know, so I can go visit the
                kiddies.
                DISCLAIMER: Mulder, Scully and anything recognizable from
                The X-Files belongs to the evil geniuses at 1013 Productions and
                Fox Broadcasting. No copyright infringement is intended and no
                profit is being made.

                Note: No betas were harmed in the writing of this fic. You've
                been warned.
 
 

                Location, Location, Location
 

                When I was a young girl, and beginning to shed my tomboy ways, I
                used to daydream about the first time the man I loved kissed me.

                The details would vary, but certain things were constant. The
                man was always handsome, considerate and perfect in every way.
                We would always be at a suitably romantic location - the deck of
                a cruise ship, a balcony overlooking the ocean, a rustic cabin
                in the mountains. There was live music in the background -
                sometimes a string quartet, sometimes a jazz trio. They would
                be playing something warm and mellow and romantic - something
                recognizable, of course, because that was destined to become
                'our song'. (And while it's romantic as hell, nobody wants
                'their song' to be Chopin's Waltz in C sharp minor.) The scent
                of spring flowers would be in the air, and, of course, we would
                be bathed in moonlight.

                He would be impeccably well groomed, usually in a tuxedo, and I
                would be dressed in a long, frilly gown (just the thing for that
                cabin in the mountains). And although there may have been a
                large crowd around us, we always managed to be in a secluded
                spot. For that one moment we were the only two people in the
                entire world. He would gaze into my eyes... a level gaze, mind
                you, because in my fantasies I always had at least one more
                growth spurt ahead of me. He would gaze into my eyes, and lean
                in to kiss me. It was never a furiously passionate kiss; after
                all, this was a Catholic schoolgirl fantasy, and the nuns would
                never have approved. But rather, it was always sweet and tender
                and romantic, full of the promise of things to come. It would
                be the one perfect moment of my life, and a memory that I would
                treasure all my days.

                Then I grew up.

                As the years went by, I came to recognize my childish fantasy
                for what it was. Perfect moments are hard to come by, except in
                the movies, and even those are few and far between. I've had
                'first kisses' from a number of men, and I've even taken the
                initiative a few times. Some have been memorable, but there's
                never been a cruise ship or a balcony (...and let's not mention
                the cabin in the mountains, OK?).

                Then came Mulder, who's managed to turn everything I've ever
                thought or believed upside-down and inside-out more times than I
                can count. Mulder, my one in five billion, my touchstone, my
                batting coach. Mulder, who keeps me honest, who makes me a
                whole person, whom I've been tempted to shoot again and again
                and again.

                And after years of innuendoes, sidelong glances, and the
                occasional kiss on the hand when I'm on death's door, where does
                Mulder choose to actually kiss me for the very first time?

                In a hospital.

                In a hallway.
 

                I suppose it's a measure of how far I've traveled since the days
                of my youth, that such a setting seems not only appropriate, but
                somehow fitting. How many of the significant moments in our
                relationship have happened in hospitals or hallways?

                From the first time he was shot, so soon after my father died,
                to his most recent 'lobotomy', we always seem to share our
                innermost thoughts and feelings in the privacy of some public
                place.

                Over the years there have been so many bedside vigils, I've
                nearly lost count. The fear of losing the other was a constant
                but silent terror; only the color of the water pitchers changed.
                The times when Melissa and Penny Northern died, and I insisted
                on going back to work, he understood, or at least tried to.
                Or the wordless conversation when he gave me his gun before
                facing a monster, afraid for my safety over his own.

                And then there was the time I almost left the FBI rather than
                leave him; I've often wondered if we were ready to travel that
                path then. I've often wondered if that bee was a curse or a
                blessing.

                The look of grief and longing in his eyes when the doctor asked
                if we were Emily's parents told me more than words ever could.
                My offer to save his life at the cost of my reputation, and his
                steadfast refusal to see my honor compromised, even
                posthumously. Even the time he first declared his feelings for
                me, in what I hoped (or feared) was a drug-induced haze...

                All these times have been leading us slowly, inexorably to this
                moment.

                No moonlight and roses, no romantic music and formal duds. Just
                a stubbly faced Mulder with his arm in a sling - sporting a
                haircut that only a hedgehog could love - the sounds of Dick
                Clark and Auld Lang Syne coming from a tinny TV, and the myriad
                aromas that only a hospital can produce.

                No bees, no look-alikes, no thoughts of past loves or future
                dangers. Just the two of us, as it's been from the day we met,
                as it will be throughout the coming millennium. A perfect
                moment: sweet and tender and romantic, full of the promise of
                things to come - a memory I'll treasure all my days.