Author: Girlie_girl7
EM: Girlie_girl74@yahoo.com

Date: 11-11-02
Category: XF, M&S, RST
Spoilers: Deep Throat, Darkness Falls, Detour, Rain
King, Hollywood AD, Brand X, set somewhere after Brand
X
Rating: PG to R
Archive: Anywhere
Disclaimer: Fox owns 'em not me.
Summary: "Is it the love bug or jus' a big ol'
misunderstandin'?"
 

                       ~ The Love Bug ~
 

Dana Scully walks into the basement office of the X
Files, her partner Fox Mulder is already there.  She
takes off her trench coat, shaking off the rain,
hanging in on the coat rack.  Mulder is pouring over a
pile of papers, shifting from one to the other.
He leans back in his chair with one foot braced
against the desk.  Scully is certain the day will come
when she will have to suture up the back of Mulder's
head after he tumbles out of the chair.

"Morning Mulder."

"Good morning Scully and how are you on this fine May
morning?"

"I'm fine," Scully replies unsure what's up with
Mulder but sure enough to know it can't be good.
Scully takes her place before her PC and fires it up.
She straightens the papers on her desk while waiting.
The pens and pencils are straightened out and her desk
lamp is lit.  Mulder glances over to watch the ritual
he has been a witness to everyday he has worked with
this woman.

Scully looks up to see Mulder smiling at her.  "What?"
She finally asks.

Mulder plops his feet on the floor and moves around to
sit on the edge of Scully's desk.  "Ever heard of the
love bug?"

Scully places the last sharpened pencil back into her
drawer. "Yeah, it was a Disney movie made many years
ago."

"No! Not the love bug car," Mulder whines.

"Obviously Mulder, you and I are not on the same
page."

Mulder jumps off the desk and stalks around the room.
"Each may in a small southern Indiana town a
mysterious bug appears.  People fall in love, marriage
rates soar and nine months later so does the birth
rate."

"Mulder, you're not suggesting the bugs have anything
to do with it?  It could just be an anomaly or a
coincidence."

"No Scully, these people weren't involved in long term
relationships.  One woman married a man who stopped at
her roadside vegetable stand."

"Mulder."

"Another woman married her mailman."

"Mulder."

"A jailer fell in love with, married and impregnated a
woman he had jailed for shop lifting, all in one
night."

"Mulder!"

"What?"

"None of this is an X File.  It might be unusual but.
. ."

Mulder grabs the arms of Scully's chair and leans over
her.  "Scully a farmer married his cow."

"When do we leave?"
 
 

Part 1.
 

Heading southwest out of Indianapolis on State Road 67
Mulder is looking for a small town called Bushrod.
Now in Indiana, Indianapolis is a big, big city;
Bedford is a big city; Boonville is a city; Winslow is
a town; Snake Run is a small town and Bushrod is
smaller than Snake Run.  The joke going around Snake
Run is 'they're finally getting a stop light and they
even have the colors picked out'.  Bushrod can only
dream of picking out colors.

Bushrods' only claim to fame came in 1954 when they
were beaten in high school basketball by Milan who
went on to upset Muncie Central in the state finals
and that's the team the movie Hoosiers was based on,
other than that Bushrod doesn't have much to offer.

Snuggled in the rolling limestone hills of southern
Indiana, Bushrod has a post office; and a combination
grocery, gas station, hardware store.  Convenience
stores are far into Bushrods' future.

It has a tavern and a small city hall that had once
been the high school until consolidation hit the small
Indiana towns.  The offices of the town manager, the
fire chief and the chief of police are all house
there, along with the city jail.  The chief of police
is the only paying position.  The fire chief and the
town manager are all volunteer positions held by the
chief of police.  He figures if he has to be there, he
might as well keep busy.

All roads in Bushrod are dirt, gravel being too
expensive to put down.  The 30 or so homes that line
the tiny town mostly house retirees and stone cutters.
 The 'cutters' as they are known locally, all work in
the limestone pits.  The people who live just outside
town are all farmers.  Each night those that drink,
not the God fearing ones, amble in to Bushrods'
tavern, The Cut Dog.  Fights among the cutters and the
farmers are rough and frequent.  Many a night Chief
Dale Mentzer has had to roll out of bed and head down
to The Cut Dog where 'head knockin' was going on.  He
usually just jailed one of the offenders and sent the
other one home.  Knowing full well that on a rough
night the drunks would just start fighting again he'd
close the tavern down to insure his sleep would remain
uninterrupted.
 

A red Ford Taurus trailing a cloud of late spring dust
blows into town.  Fox Mulder pulls the car up to the
city hall.  The bell above the door announces his and
Scully's arrival.  Out of the former principals office
comes Chief Dale Mentzer.  The chief is a portly man
with a head of unruly gray hair.  He doesn't drink, so
he does the only other thing worth doing in the area,
he eats.

Mulder extends his hand to the chief.  "I'm Special
Agent Fox Mulder and this is Special Agent Dana
Scully.  We're with the FBI."  The chief looks
puzzled.  "Okay. I'm Chief Dale Mentzer."  The chief
turns his head slightly.  "You folks lost?"

Mulder smiles,  "No sir, we're here investigating a. .
.,"  Mulder looks over at Scully, "Actually umm. . ."
 

Scully chimes in, "We heard about the love bugs."

The chief frowns.  "Oh yeah, you mean those itty bitty
critters that comes out ever' May and cause this town
to go nuts!"

"So you've seen them," Mulder jumps in suddenly
excited.

"Hell yes, I've seen 'em.  About as big around as the
end of a lead pencil and black as coal."

"Do they bite?"  Mulder quizzes.

"Naw, not so's you'd notice. They do smell funny when
ya squish 'em."

Scully looks up with a frown on her face.  "What do
you mean they cause the town to go nuts?"
 
"Well, ever' body gets all friendly like and treats
each other real nice.  Hell my jailer Nub, ran off
with Bessie Whitehead last year.  Bessie gave birth to
Nub Junior then she filed for divorce and this year
when the bugs came back she ran off with a trucker."

Mulder is about to speak but thinks better of it.
Scully isn't as easily dissuaded.  "Sir, are the bugs
here now," she says pointing to the ground.

"Yeah, they started swarmin' 'bout a week ago."

"Is there a particular time of the day the insects
come out?"    Scully questions.

"Well mostly at sunset but ya can see 'em anytime of
the day."

"Sir, could I get you to make a list of the people
that you think may have been affected by the bug?"

"Well. . .Agent Scully is it?"

Scully nods her head.

"Well Agent Scully, I can draw ya up one if ya want."

"Thanks chief. How long has this phenomena been going
on?"

The chief grabs his chin, deep in thought.  "Well I'd
say 'bout fifty years now."

"And no one has made a big deal out of this?"

"Well, you are," the chief looks at Scully.  Mulder
grins at her and nods.

"Chief do you have a motel. . ."  Mulder can tell by
the look on the chief's face there is no use in
finishing his question.

"Naw.  Mae Gimbert can put cha up.   She takes in
sleepers fer extra money but she only takes cash
'cause she don't want the government takin' her social
security checks."

"I understand chief," Mulder smiles.  "Can you direct
us to Ms. Gimbert's house?"

"Sure, but don't go callin' her Ms.  Mae don't agree
with NOW. Come on she jus' lives a few houses from
here."

Mulder and Scully return to the car.  Scully turns to
look at Mulder.  "Just how long do you intend to be in
'Mayberry' looking for the love bug?"

"As long as it takes Scully and it's Bushrod," Mulder
says starting the car.

Scully looks up to see Chief Mentzer standing before a
house three doors down.  "Mulder the chief is waving
at us.  Better get moving."

Mulder drives the car 150 feet.  They stop before a
white, two- story clapboard house.  It's surrounded by
a neat little flower garden in the front and right
side and on the left is a row of lilac bushes, an old
woman is sitting on the front porch swing.
Chief Mentzer meets Mulder at the bottom of the porch
steps.  "Agent Mulder, Mae says she's got a room fer
ya."

Scully looks at Mulder.  He glances back.  "Chief we
need two rooms if she has them."

The chief takes off his hat and scratches his head.
"Mae only has the one room but it has got two beds."

Scully rolls her eyes.  Mulder knows she doesn't like
the arrangement but she can live with it.  "Okay
Chief, we'll take it."

 Mulder unloads their bags from the trunk while Scully
grabs the notebooks and case files.

The chief steps onto the porch and walks over to Mae.
She's a tiny woman, even smaller than Scully.  Her
white hair is pulled back into a bun and her long
print dress is covered by a crisp white apron.  Her
hands reflect the hard life the people in these parts
live.
 

"Mae!"  The chief shouts then turns to Mulder and
Scully.  "She's a little hard hearin'."  He turns back
to the old woman.  "Mae, this is Agent's Mulder and
Scully.  They're with the FBI in Washington, Dee-Cee.
They need yer spare room."

Mae eyes the agents, then slowly gets out of the
swing.  "Twelve dollars a night, no checks, no credit
and no debit cards.  One night in advance."

Scully holds back a laugh while Mulder pulls out his
wallet and hands Mae a twenty-dollar bill and a five.

Mae frowns.  "Can't ya figger son.  I said
twelve-dollars."

"That's for each of us," Mulder yells so the old woman
can hear him.

"I don't charge by the head son."

Mulder pulls out a ten-dollar bill and two singles.
The little woman takes the money from his hand and
tucks it in her apron pocket.

The chief steps off the porch and turns back.
"Agents, if ya need any help jus' call me.  Oh an'
Agent Scully I'll get right on that list fer ya."
"Thanks," Scully replies walking to the house.

Scully and Mulder are standing in Mae's living room.
It looks like any other little old ladies living room,
doilies on the chair arms, an upright piano, a black
and white television on a stand and a life size cutout
of James Dean standing in the corner.

Scully jumps at the sight of the cardboard James Dean.
 "Shit!"  She says clutching her chest.   Mulder looks
up to see what the commotion is all about and he too
jumps.

Mae shuffles back into the living room.  Mulder yells,
"Sorry Miss. Mrs. Gimbert."  Mulder points to the
cutout.  "That thing took Agent Scully and myself by
surprise."

Mae frowns and covers her ears.  "Stop yellin' at me
sonny.  I don't know where in the hell Dale got the
idea I was hard hearin'."

"Sorry," Mulder says in a normal tone.

"Damn fool cop," Mae mumbles as she shuffles over to
the cardboard cutout of James Dean.  "You know who
this is don't cha?"

Scully takes in the cutout; the red jacket, the loose
fitting blue jeans, the finger's clutching the
cigarette.  "It's James Dean isn't it?"

"Sure is little lady, from his movie, Rebel Without a
Cause.   Best damn movie ever made."  Mae runs her
fingers reverently over the cutout.  "He's a fellow
Hoosier, born an' raised in Fairmount.  A good boy,
that died too young," Mae's voice trails off.

Mulder walks over to get a closer look at the cutout.
"This is an impressive piece of movie memorabilia
you've got here Mae."

"You think that's impressive sonny?"  Mae motions for
Mulder to follow her.  She leads him to a set of
closed oak pocket doors and slowly slides them apart.

Both Mulder and Scully stand before the open doors
speechless.  The room that had once been the dining
room was now a shrine to James Dean.  The walls are
covered in studio photos, movie posters, and various
James Dean memorabilia.  The dining room table is
overflowing with James Dean commemorative cups and
spoons and various other items bearing his likeness.
Mae slowly walks to a sweater hanging near a window.
"This is my prize possession.  I'm only tellin' ya
this 'cause. . .  well hell if ya can't trust the FBI
who can ya trust."   Mae runs a bony hand over the
soft red sweater with a large 'F' embroidered on the
front.  "This was Jimmy's high school sweater.  He
lettered in basketball at Fairmount."

Mulder can see tears in the old woman's eyes.

"Shit!"  Mae barks.  "You two come here for a room not
a tour."  She shuffles from the dining room letting
Mulder pull the doors shut behind her.  Mae climbs the
creaky old stairs to the second floor with Mulder and
Scully right behind her. She grabs the crystal
doorknob and gives it a turn.  "This is yer room.  The
next one is the bathroom and the one next to that is
mine.  I'll have breakfast on the table no later than
6 am and supper on the table no earlier than 6 pm.
Lunch ya can git at the tavern or the grocery makes a
mean baloney sandwich.  Ask for Smudge, he'll toss ya
in an xtree slice fer free."  Mae winks, stepping
around Mulder and Scully she heads back down the
stairs.

Mulder flings the door open and lets Scully step in
first.
"Mulder," she whines, dropping her shoulders.

"What?  The chief said she had two beds."

"Mulder," Scully glares at him, "these are bunk beds!"
 
 

Part 2.
 
 

"I get the top bunk," Scully says while hanging her
suit jacket in the closet.

"I always knew you'd want to be on top Scully."

Scully glares at him.  "You have got 70 pounds on me
Mulder.  I don‚t want you to come crashing down on me
in the middle of the night."

Mulder removes his jacket and tie and is about to
unbuckle his belt when Scully finally looks up.
"Mulder! What do you think you're doing?"

"I'm changing into my running clothes.  I want to see
the town and thought I'd go for a run."

"Then change in the bathroom," Scully huffs.

Mulder gives her a large smile.  "If you don't like
what you're about to see then you go to the bathroom."

Scully grabs her makeup case.  "To bad for you I need
to freshen up."

"I can wait," Mulder says as she shuts the bedroom
door.
 

Scully comes out of the bathroom to find Mulder gone
and his clothes lying where he'd taken them off.  She
smiles and shakes her head, picking up his things and
depositing them on his bunk.  She places her makeup
case on the bureau and grabs the case containing her
notebook and paperwork.

Scully heads down stairs to find Mae sitting in the
living room watching Bill O'Reilly on Fox News.  She
enters the room.   "Mrs. . ."

Mae raises her hand.  "Stop right there' Missy.  It's
just Mae. I'm not a Miss and I ain't been a Mrs. in
over forty years.

"Okay," Scully smiles at Mae.  "Can I use your kitchen
table to do some work?"

Mae gets up from her chair and shuffles over to the
television and shuts it off.  "Missy you can use
anything I got but don't touch my Jimmy Dean things."

Scully drops her head and runs her tongue over her
lips, stifling a laugh.  "I can assure you Mae, your
collection is safe with me."

The old woman leads Scully into the kitchen.  "Care
for somethin' cold?"

"Sure.  I'd like that and you can call me Dana."

Mae looks over her shoulder at Scully and pulls the
old refrigerator door open.  She bends down and peeks
in.  "What'll it be, Bud, Micheloeb, Mike's Hard
Lemonade?"

Scully looks at the old woman with wide eyes.  "I'm on
duty Mae."

"Shit!  That's right," Mae grumbles, shoving around
the aluminum cans in the 'fridge she pulls out an
orange Crush.  "Hope ya like orange.  I'm all out a
grape."

"Orange will be fine."  Scully takes the offered can
and pops the top while Mae chugs down her Bud.  "The
best beer use to be Schlitz but the big boys put 'em
out a business."  Mae gets up to grab a fly swatter,
mashing a green fly against the side of the old
wringer washer.

"Was that a love big?"  Scully asks.

Mae looks at Scully and laughs, "Don't tell me you
believe in that crap!"

Scully blushes.  "No actually it's my partner.  I need
a few more facts before I'm convinced."

Scully takes another drink.  "So what is your opinion
of what's been happening around here?"

Mae shrugs and sits down next to Scully at the table.
"Personally I think this love bug business is a load
of shit."  The old woman takes another swig from her
beer can and kills another fly.  "But somethin' does
smell 'round here and it ain't the manure."

"Why do you say that?"

"I believe there is somethin' weird goin' on here Dana
but I don't think it's a damn bug."

Scully looks at Mae and listens.  Mae leans in and
pokes her bony finger down on the oilcloth covering
the table.  "I think it has somethin' to do with the
cutters."

"The cutters?"  Scully asks with a puzzled look on her
face.

"The cutters Dana, the limestone cutters.  You know
all those big beautiful buildin's in Washington
Dee-Cee?"

"Yes."

"Well all those buildin's are made from Indiana
limestone quarried from the pits 'round here.  These
boys dig that stone out of the ground and cut it so
they call 'em cutters."

"Why do you think the cutters are involved?"

Mae gets exasperated.  "I don't think they's involved.
 I think they's the only ones to be affected by this
damn craziness."

"But I thought the jailer was affected too as was his
female prisoner."

"They was but the jailer, Nub Haney, worked in the
pits 'til he wanted to better himself an' he become
the jailer.  Bessie Whitehead did the payroll at the
pit 'til they caught her stealin'."  Mae takes a swig
of her Bud.  "Then she moved on to shop liftin'.
Guess it was too good o' occupation to give up," Mae
laughs.

Just then a siren is heard.  Scully gets up and
hurries to the front door with Mae trailing behind
her.  Mulder steps out of the back of the police car
in handcuffs.

Chief Mentzer unlocks the cuffs as Mulder rubs his
sore wrist.  "Sorry Agent Mulder but Dink Covey
wouldn't be satisfied if I didn't cuff ya."

"Not a problem."  Mulder mumbles, leaning against the
police car.

"Mulder what happened!"  Scully says running down the
porch steps.

"Ain't nothin' goin' on Agent Scully.  Yer partner
here was out runnin' and Dink Covey mistook him fer a
terrorist."

Mulder pushes himself off the police car and steps
close to Scully.  "He stepped out from behind a barn
with a double barreled shot gun Scully!  Then he
marched me off to his pickup and made me ride in back
while he held the gun out the back window.  I was
certain I was going to die, if not by a gunshot blast
then from his crazy driving!"

"That damn fool!"  Mae swears from the porch.  "He's
been pissed ever since they disbanded the local John
Bircher's.  He's sure we're 'bout to be invaded by
little green men."

Mulder leans into Scully and whispers, "Maybe he isn't
all bad."

Chief Mentzer opens the car door.  "Sorry 'bout that
agents.  I'll straighten Dink out."  The chief starts
up the car, leaving a large dust cloud that sends
Mulder into a coughing fit.

"Better git in here Mr. Mulder for ya hack up a lung,"
Mae says holding the screen door open for the agents.
Scully leads Mulder into the house.  He stands in the
living room gasping for air.  "Mulder," Scully moves
around him with concern on her face, "you better go
upstairs and change.  Take a shower and cool down."

Mulder keeps coughing as he slowly climbs the stairs
with Scully watching him.

Mae looks over at Scully.  "Kinda spindly ain't he?"

Scully throws Mae a confused look.  "No actually he's
very fit.  He had a bad lung infestation a few months
back," Scully lowers her head and then looks back up
the stairs.  "I worry about him."

Mae slowly walks toward the kitchen.  "I don't know
'bout Washington Dee-Cee but 'round here he'd be
considered spindly.  These boys here need bulk and
muscle to work in the pits and the fields."

Scully smiles at Mae.  "Mulder has to rely on his
speed.  He gets himself into some sticky situations."

"And you pull his ass out of the fire, huh?"  Mae
laughs.

Scully blushes.  "Something like that."
 
Mae winks.  "And you think it's a fine ass."

Scully stands stone stiff choosing to ignore that
right on target comment.

Mae moves slowly across the kitchen and pulls the
refrigerator door open.  Scully stiffens, afraid Mae
is heading for another Bud.  Mae slams the door shut
and slaps a plucked chicken on the counter.  "Ya like
chicken?"

"Yes but don't put yourself out for us."

"No trouble Dana, I gotta eat too."  The old woman
smiles bringing a butcher knife down on the poor birds
neck with a crack.  "Be here at 6 and I'll fatten up
that partner a yers."

Scully heads upstairs to find Mulder sitting on his
bunk tying his dress shoes.  His shirt is open and his
hair is standing at attention.  "Scully I want to
interview some of the people who have been married in
the months of May and June then tonight I want to look
for those bugs."

Scully sits down on the bunk next to him.  "Mulder
wait, I've talked to Mae about this love bug."

Mulder finishes tying his shoes.  "And?"

"And she thinks it‚s a load of shit."

Mulder stops straightening out his shirt collar and
stands up.  "She does.  Why?"

"She is of the opinion that there is something going
on, but Mulder did you know all the people affected
have a connection to the limestone quarries."

"They do?"  Mulder says, buttoning up his shirt.

"Mae says they do."

"Even the jailer?"

"The jailer and his prisoner."

"Both?"

"Yes," Scully nods.

Mulder unzips his pants to tuck in his shirt.  Scully
looks away but then returns her gaze to Mulder's face.
 "I think we need to see the list the chief is working
on."

"I do too."  Mulder grabs his jacket and heads for the
door.  "Come on."

"Where are we going?"  Scully asks, pushing herself
off the bunk.

"To The Cut Dog."
 

Part 3.
 

Mulder pushes open the front door to the musty dark
tavern.  The jukebox is softly playing a Hank Williams
song while the smell of alcohol permeates the air.  He
pauses, allowing his eyes to adjust to the darkness.
The walls are covered in old sports memorabilia and
the occasional stuffed animal head.  The tables and
chairs are made of maple and look like they came right
out of a John Wayne movie.  Behind the bar where a
large mirror once hung is a live-action poster of
Payton Manning.  Mulder picks his way between the
chairs and takes a stool at the bar with Scully
sitting down next to him.

A tall dark-haired man in his early sixties appears
from the back room.  He is wearing an Indianapolis
Colts' jersey under his white bar apron.  "You two
wanna beer?"

"No thanks," Mulder says, "we're working."

The bar owner grabs a towel and runs it over the wood
surface of the bar.  "I know, the chief told me you
was with the FBI.  So you want somethin' else?"
Mulder nods.  "We'll both have an ice tea."

The bar owner places two tall glasses of ice tea
before Mulder and Scully.  He moves off to the side,
never taking his eyes off them.  "We don't get many
fed's down this way 'cept fer the ATF boys.

Mulder isn't sure he wants to know why the Bureau of
Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms would be in Bushrod.
"We're here investigating a mysterious insect that
seems to inhabit this area."

"You mean the love bug?"  The bartender says, opening
a huge jar of pickled eggs.

"You've seen them?"  Mulder says as he takes another
drink from his glass.

"Sure I have.  Ever'time I go 'shroom huntin'."

"Shroom' hunting?"  Scully asks.

"Sure!  Ain't ya never been 'shroom huntin' Agent
Scully?"

Scully frowns.   "How did you know my name?"

"The chief told me Scully was the purdy one so I
figgered it wasn't him," pointing at Mulder, "not that
you ain't good lookin' in a spindly kinda way.  But we
don't talk about them kind a men in these parts."

Scully looks at Mulder and smiles at the blush that
covers his face.

"Anyways, I was out 'shroom huntin' just the other
night, ran across some nice sheepheads and found some
sponges near as big as my fist."

"You hunt mushrooms!"  Scully says finally
understanding.

"Sure!  What'd ya think I was huntin'?  Anyways them
little critters was all over the place."

Mulder finally speaks up.  "Mr. . ."

"Strap, Strap Wilson," the bar owner replies.

"Okay, Mr. Wilson."

"You all can call me Strap.  That ain't my real first
name but hell, I just hate my real name."

"What is it?"  Mulder asks.

"Fox," the bar owner complains.  "Ain't that the most
piss poor name to stick on a kid!"

Scully chokes on her ice tea.  Strap gives her a
concerned look.  "You okay ma'am?"

Scully coughs and in a raspy voice replies, "Yes, yes
I'm fine."

Mulder glances at Scully then questions Strap further.
 "Does everyone here eat mushrooms?"

Strap pauses, deep in though or as deep as he'll ever
get.  "I guess so.  Ain't never seen anyone turn down
a 'shroom before."

Scully interrupts, "Mr. Wilson have you witnessed any
unusual behavior among the cutters?"  Scully is still
in agreement with Mae that it might just be an anomaly
common to the cutters.

Strap pauses once again.  He's never been asked so
many questions in one day and he's finding it hard to
concentrate.
"Naw, 'cept that time Toad Hendrick dressed that goat
up in his pa's tuxedo."  Strap stares off into space.
"Fit real nice too.  His pa was kinda spindly, just
like him."  Strap nods at Mulder.

Scully continues,  "So you haven't seen the kind of
behavior that the bug is suppose to cause among the
cutters?"

"Oh that!  Sure I have.  They get all nice and
lovey-dovey.  Scares the hell out a me," Strap says,
mopping the bar with a rag.

Scully is still stuck on the part the cutters play in
this X File.  "So you think the bug makes the cutters
this way?"

"Well, I don't rightly know if it's the bug.  I do
know that eleven months out a the year they'd jus'
soon piss on ya as to say 'cuse me but soon as May
rolls 'round they change."

Scully frowns and pauses in thought then speaks up
again, "Do any other people change too?"

"The only other people we got is farmers."

"Do they change too?"

"I recon' so but the change in the cutters scares 'em
so they mostly keep to themselves 'til the first fist
flies then they know it's safe to come out."

Mulder has been taking in the conversation.  "Strap do
you personally know any of the people that were
affected by this love bug."

"Well sir, there's Granville Banger fer one."

Mulder looks surprised.  "He was affected?"

"I guess so.  Ol' Gran never had any inclination to
get hitched and then 'bout three years a go this month
he met Elsie and fell in love."

Mulder scrunches up his face.  "She wasn't a cow was
she?"

"No sir.  She was a big woman but I wouldn't call her
no cow."

Scully suppresses a smile and takes over.  "So what
happened?"

"Well, like I said he met Elsie, fell in love and was
married by the end of May."

"Did it last?"

"Oh yeah, right up 'til she left him fer that door to
door salesman.  She said he could show her the world
and they moved to Terra Haute."

Mulder looks at Scully and pulls out his wallet,
placing two bills on the bar.  "Thanks Strap, you've
been very helpful."

Mulder meets Scully outside the door.  "Come on Scully
while I still have a drop of testosterone left."

"Oh Mulder you're not that spindly."
 

Part 4.
 

Mulder couldn't remember the last time he had eaten so
much.  Mae had stuffed him with fried chicken, mashed
potatoes and gravy, green beans and hot biscuits.  She
topped the meal off with homemade strawberry pie.

Scully helped Mae tidy up the kitchen and then made
her way up the stairs to the bedroom.  Mulder is clad
in jeans and a flannel shirt over a gray tee shirt.
He is going through his overnight bag.  "Hey Scully
did you pack a flashlight?"

Scully grabs her suitcase and pulls out a large
flashlight.

"Holy shit Scully!  There is no way I can compete with
that thing!"

Scully walks seductively over to Mulder and speaking
in a low sexy voice says, "Mulder have I ever
complained about the size of your flashlight."  Then
she slaps the flashlight into Mulder's palm.  He is
too stunned to reply.

"I'll see you in the car."  With that Scully turns to
leave their room.  Mulder drops down on the bunk
unsure of what just happened but sure of one thing, he
likes it what ever it was.
 

Mulder has been given directions for the best place to
view the bugs by Chief Mentzer.  He drives a couple
miles outside of town and turns off onto a cow path,
pulling up to a gate he shuts off the engine.

"Mulder wait," Scully says pulling out a tiny flat
packet from her pocket.

Mulder's eyes grow large. "Scully!  Just what do you
think we're going to be doing tonight?"

Scully looks at the packet and then up at her partner.
 "Mulder, this is protection but not the kind you're
thinking of."  She rips open the little packet and
takes out a tiny white cloth.  "It's an Off
towelette," she says handing it to Mulder.  "Here wipe
your exposed skin with this."

"Damn!  And I thought I was going to get lucky
tonight."

Scully rips open another towelette and runs it across
her face.  "The evening is still young Agent Mulder."

Mulder is speechless for the second time tonight.

Scully tosses the used cloths into the car.  "So where
to now?"

Mulder unlatches the gate and holds it open for
Scully.  "The chief said if we follow this path it
will take us down to the stone cuts."  Mulder walks a
few steps ahead of Scully.  "Water percolates up from
beneath the old cuts, producing a man made lake.  The
bugs swarm there."

They walk along the path that starts getting deeper
into the undergrowth and large trees.  Mulder
calculates they've walked about three-quarters of a
mile when the trees give way to an opening.  Before
them is a huge quarry with solid limestone walls and a
lake at the bottom.  The water is clear and shimmering
in the fast fading sun.  Over the years small trees
have take root on the sheer rock surfaces and add some
greenery to the gray background.

Scully steps around Mulder and sits down on a
limestone outcropping.  "This is amazing."
 
"Yes, it is."  Mulder pulls a small pair of binoculars
out of his pocket and raises them to his eyes,
scanning the quarry.

"You think we'll see any bugs?"  Scully takes off her
shoe and dumps out a rather large piece of limestone.

Mulder drops the binoculars from his eyes.  "I hope
so, other wise we've got some real explaining to do on
the expense report."

Mulder looks back across the quarry and frowns.  He
brings the binoculars to his eyes once more.

Scully notices the slight change in Mulder.  She turns
to stare out over the pit.  "What is it?"

Mulder takes the binoculars down and points to the
right side of the pit.  "There they are."

"Where?"  Scully jumps up, placing her hand above her
eyes shading them from the setting sun.  Mulder places
his hand on her     shoulder and points once again at
the pit.  "There."

He hands her the binoculars and bends down until his
face is level with hers, his cheek is next to hers and
his hand is draped over her shoulder.   A fact not
lost on Scully.

"Oh I see them!  They look like tiny black dots moving
in a large cloud."  Suddenly Scully drops the
binoculars and looks at Mulder.  "You don't think
they're anything like the insects we ran into in the
Washington forest do you?"

Mulder's mind flashes back to the fear Scully felt for
the luminescent insects that nearly cost them their
lives.  "No not at all.  People have lived with these
bugs for nearly 50 years without any mysterious or
unexplained deaths having been reported."  Mulder
squeezes her shoulders.  "Would I let anything happen
to you Scully?"

 Scully looks up at the concern on Mulder's face.
"Not intentionally, no."

Mulder releases Scully's shoulders and bends down
picking at the ground.  "What are you looking for
Mulder?"

I thought I might find some insects or evidence of
them."

Scully walks around the stone she has been sitting on.
 "I'll check the trees out."

Mulder pulls out a plastic evidence bag and places the
bits he's picked up into it.  Suddenly Scully calls
out, "Mulder come take a look at this."  He runs over
to the tree line and spots Scully about 50 yards in.
"What is it?"

Scully hands Mulder a leaf.  He turns it over to find
it's covered in fine brown grit.  "Mulder, hand me
those binoculars."  Scully takes them and the leaf
back to the rock.  "Turn on the flashlight and hold
the beam on the leaf."  Mulder does as she asks.
Scully moves back slightly to adjust the binoculars
then stops.  "Look at this!"  She hands the binoculars
to Mulder while she holds the flashlight.  Mulder
looks down at the leaf.  "What do you think it is
Scully?"

"I'm not sure.  It looks like insect eggs."
 
 

Mulder pulls another evidence bag out and gently
places the leaf into it.  "Come on Scully I think
we've found our smoking leaf."  Scully huffs at the
bad joke and follows Mulder back down the path.

The sun is just below the edge of the horizon when the
two agents emerge from the trees.  They are only two
hundred feet from the gate when Scully pauses.
"Mulder, do you hear something?"

"No.  What do you think you hear?"

"I don‚t know but I thought I heard an animal."

Mulder starts walking again.  "Maybe it was a
woodchuck."

Scully stops.  "A woodchuck!  Mulder, just what kind
of Indian Guide were you?"

Mulder's eyes are drawn to a point over Scully's
shoulder.  "Could that sound have been a bull?  Run
Scully!"

Scully doesn't even pause to turn around.  She shoots
for the gate.  Mulder is right beside her but not for
long.  His longer stride carrying him closer to the
gate.  He hits the bottom cross bar and climbs over
it, turning just in time to see Scully swing herself
over the top and come crashing to the ground in a
heap.  The bull stops short of the gate, snorts and
moseys off.

"Dammit Mulder!  You seem to attract cows!  If they
aren't crashing into your room, they're chasing you!"
Mulder gathers his breath and reaches down to help
Scully up.  "Hell Scully!  That red hair of yours is
like waving a red flag at that thing."

"My hair has nothing to do with it."  Scully huffs as
she accepts Mulder's hand.  "Ouch!"  Scully looks over
her back as she rubs her hand across her backside.
"My ass is going to be sore!"

Mulder pulls her up close to his chest.  "Want me to
kiss it and make it all better?"

"You wish!"  Scully gives him a wide grin.

Mulder laughs and takes her elbow.  "Come on let's go
home."
 
 

Part 5.
 

Mulder is in the shower when Scully enters their room.
 She lays out her nightwear and opens the windows,
letting in the breeze.  She can feel the dust on her
face and around her neck; she definitely needs a
shower.

The bedroom door is flung open and before her stands a
nearly nude Mulder.  He is wrapped only in a towel and
the towel doesn't leave much to the imagination.
Scully lets the thought slip out before she remembers
she should be indignant at the sight before her.
"Mulder!  Don't you have any modesty?"

Mulder walks to his bunk and pulls open his duffel
bag.  "Scully I forgot my sweats.  Besides it not
something you haven't seen before."

"That may be true but Mae hasn't and she looks like a
prime candidate for a coronary."

Mulder grabs the sweats and leers at Scully.  "Are you
saying that my body could kill a woman just by looking
at it."

Scully looks him straight in the eyes.  "Yes, a
seventy-year old woman."

"How about a thirty-eight year old woman?"
 

"Mulder, we are on the job.  Now while I take my
shower, put some clothes on and then we'll discuss the
case."

Scully leaves the room with Mulder following behind
her, yelling down the hallway,  "You didn't answer my
question!"
 
 

Mulder sits on his bunk with his back against the wall
and papers covering his bed.  He's deep in thought
when the old door creaks open.  Scully walks in
wearing a print cotton shorty pajama set.   Mulder
stares at her knees.  He'd never noticed before just
how cute her knees were.  He also knows he can't admit
this to Scully, it will have to be another secret he
keeps from her along with how he likes the stray
strand of hair that falls across her face, and the way
she licks her lips, and the way she blushes at his
innuendo's.  He wisely glances down at the paper he is
trying to read before she can question his staring.

Scully places her dirty clothes in her case and crawls
onto the bunk, sitting next to Mulder.  He looks up at
her and then up at the bunk over head.  "Hey Scully,
you wanna toss a blanket over your bunk and we can
pretend we're on a camping trip?"

"No thank you Mulder.  Every camping trip we take ends
in disaster."  Mulder laughs and looks back down at
his notes.

"So Scully what do we know so far?"

"Well, we have two groups; the cutters and the
farmers.  The cutters seem to be the carriers."

"Or the victims," Mulder adds.

"Right or the victims."  Scully shifts on the bed.
"We have people eating fungi."

"'Shrooms Scully."  Mulder laughs.

"'Shrooms," Scully repeats.  "And we have what is
assumed to be the cause of all the bizarre behavior,
an insect."

Mulder nods his head and glances at the papers in his
hand.  "So what is your take on all this Scully?"

"I'm not sure.  I think we need to send the leaf to
Indianapolis and interview some of the people on the
chiefs' list."

Mulder looks at his partner and says, "I agree," not
dropping his eyes from her.  Scully drops her head
slightly.  "I better turn in. I need...we need to get
an early start tomorrow."

Mulder finally comes out of his trance.  "Yeah, um,
need any help getting into bed?"

Scully slides off Mulder's bunk and walks to the head
of the bed.  "Nope.  I slept in one of these as a
kid."  She then scales the headboard like it's a
ladder.

Mulder chuckles and gathers up his papers, tossing
them into his case.  He shuts off the ceiling light
and crawls into the small bottom bunk.  His long legs
make it impossible for him to lay stretched out flat.
He lies on his back with his feet drawn up.  In the
moonlight he spies one tiny hand draped over the top
bunk.  He reaches up and gently clutches it, running
his fingers over the soft knuckles.  His actions are
rewarded with a thumb caressing his palm.  Life is
sweet.
 
 

Part 6

Daylight finds Mulder and Scully sitting in the
chiefs' office.  "Here ya go Agent Scully."  Chief
Mentzer hands Scully several pages of paper.

Scully is surprised at the number of names on the
list. "Chief, there must be a hundred names on this."

"Hun'erd an' three to be exact."

Mulder glances over at the list.  "Has anyone not been
married in May or June around here?"

"Not many. 'Cept fer the ones who shacked up first and
was married 'fore the kid come along."

"So even the farmers are on this list?"  Scully sighs.
"There goes my theory."

"Not necessarily."  Mulder shifts in his seat.  "Chief
I take it you are the justice of the peace."

"That's right."

"Are there any churches in the area?"
 
"There's the Baptist Church 'bout a mile from town and
the Methodist 'bout three miles out."

Mulder slumps in his chair.  "So marriages were
preformed there too."

"That'd be right."

Mulder takes the list.  "So some couples could have
been married at other times of the year that aren't on
your list."

"Oh yeah, plenty of 'em was.  I married my wife
Dolores in the fall and my niece Shelby married Slap
Nuts Sweeney jus' this past February."

Mulder looks over at Scully but doesn't utter one
smart-ass remark.

Scully speaks up, "Chief, did you or your niece ever
work at the quarry?"
"No.  I've been a civil servant ever since I left my
daddy's farm and my niece works at home addressin'
envelopes."

"What about Slap. . .Nuts?"  Mulder says trying not to
look at Scully, knowing full well she is grinning at
him.

"Oh he never worked in the pits.  He grows walnuts."

"Thank god for that," Mulder sighs.

Scully flips the report shut and rises from her chair.
 "Thanks chief, you have been very helpful."  Mulder
follows Scully out the door.

They stand in front of the city hall.  Scully is
looking over the list of names while Mulder is tugging
up his dress pants that are riding low on his hips.
"Scully does anyone in this town NOT have a nickname?"

"I'm sure not everyone does Fox," Scully teases.

"Just call me slap nuts."

"And I thought Spooky was bad.  I think we need to
talk to the ministers."

"I do too."
 
 

Part 7

Two hours later Mulder and Scully walk into The Cut
Dog.  A few locals pause to look at the strangers and
then go back to their beers.

Mulder takes a seat at a table while Scully uses the
ladies room.
"What'll it be Agent?"

"My usual Strap."

"And the lady?"

"Her too."
 

Mulder fills his tea with sugar while Scully goes for
the artificial sweetener.  "Scully it's beginning to
look like you're right.  Both ministers have married
the majority of the cutters in their congregations in
the months of May and June except for the few who
actually fell in love."

"I know.  I think if we plotted the marriages on a
graph, the cutters' would soar in May and June."

"While the farmers remained steady."

"So do you think the bugs are part of this X File or
is it just a coincidence?"

"I'm not sure Scully but there might be something in
the physiology of the cutters that makes them
susceptible to the insects."

"The State Police are relaying the evidence bags to
Indianapolis.  With any luck we should have the
results tomorrow."

Mulder sips on his tea then gets up from the table and
walks to the bar.  "Strap, you said you've been
mushroom hunting?"

Strap is chewing on a bar straw.  "Yeah, I was out
'gain last night.  Been good weather for 'shrooms."

"Where do you find the 'shrooms?"

Strap grins at Mulder with the straw still between his
teeth.  "Now Agent Mulder, you don't 'spect me to go
tellin' ya that do ya?
I mean that'd be like me tellin' ya where the best
place to catch blue gills is.  It jus' ain't done."

"Look Strap.  I don't care about the damn 'shrooms.
All I want is to see where they grow and gather some
evidence."

Strap frowns at Mulder and in a bold move, gives in.
"You come 'round here at six tonight an' I'll tell
ya."

Mulder stares at Strap wide-eyed.  "Could we make it
seven, Mae's cooking for us."

Strap laughs and winks.  "She done fed ya chicken
didn't she?"
 
 
 

Part 8.

At seven PM on the dot, Mulder and Scully walk into
The Cut Dog.  Without saying a word, Strap hands
Mulder a cocktail napkin.  Mulder takes it, turning it
over to find cryptic directions and a crude map drawn
on it.

Mulder stares at it then looks up at the bar owner.
"Strap, this says 'turn at Cozy Buckles place and go
north to Mossy Baker's sycamore tree then cross
Murphy's stream to Carlyle's woods and look for the
big granite rock."  Mulder turns both hands palm up.

Strap looks at Mulder like he's from, well. .
.Washington Dee-Cee.  "Agent Mulder that's as clear as
I know how to make it."  Strap points to the napkin.
"I even drawed ya a map."

Mulder scratches the back of his head while Scully
looks around the tavern.  "Okay.  Can you tell me
where I can find Cozy Buckles place?"

"Oh sure ever'one knows where Cozy lives."

Mulder looks at Strap with a stare that says, 'this
guy can't be that dense'.

"Ya go west outta town two miles and you'll see two
big ol' silos and a big red barn."

Mulder is getting flustered.  "Strap every farm around
here looks like that!"

Strap smiles around the red bar-straw he is clutching
between his teeth.  "Damn, you're right.  What was I
thinkin'."

Mulder nods his head in agreement.

"Cozy has a rusted ol' Farmall H in the front yard."
Strap winks at Mulder with a grin and a nod.

Mulder ushers Scully out the front door.  "Come on, I
need to get out of here."

Scully looks over the map.  "Mulder the last time you
were given a map on a napkin you ended up with a brain
wipe."

"And you would think I would have learned my lesson,"
Mulder says with a smirk.
 
 

The granite rock turned out to not be that hard to
find.  Mulder and Scully are walking the marshy ground
around it.
 
"Mulder look here."  Scully stoops down to point at a
large sponge mushroom.  Mulder stoops down next to
her.  "Well I'll be damn Scully, it's a 'shroom."

Scully smiles at the gleam in her partners' hazel
eyes.  "That it is."  She pulls on the stem of the
delicacy, pulling it away from the root with a snap.
She hands it to Mulder, "Better bag it as evidence."

Mulder stands and pulls out the plastic bag placing
the sponge in it.

They back track along the path, heading out of
Carlyle's woods in silence.   "Scully you ever thought
about love?"

"You mean the metaphysical aspect of it or the
emotional side?"

"You're just an old softly, aren't you Scully," Mulder
says holding a tree branch back for her to pass.
Scully smiles at him.  "I mean have you ever been in
love?"

"Yes, but I think it was more like lust than love.
You know the tingle, the excitement."

"I can relate to that," Mulder smiles.  "So you've
never been in love?"

"I don't know."  Scully begins to blush, "What about
you?"

"I thought I was a time or two, but if it had been
real love the first time there wouldn't have been a
second would there?"

Scully pauses to look up at Mulder.  "No I guess not."

Mulder walks beside Scully.  "I see love as something
eternal, unwavering, and long lasting. Something
different than what I saw with my mom and dad."

Scully lowers her head to clear another branch.

"You come from a functional family Scully, except for
Bill.  What's it like?"

Scully smiles unsure where this is leading.  "Umm,
it's like knowing that person is always there.  No
matter how much mom and dad would disagree, they were
a team.  They backed one another up and they seem to
grow closer the tougher times got."

"That sounds like us."  Mulder nudges Scully's
shoulder with his own.

"Yeah it does Mulder.  You ever thought about falling
in love again?"

"Me?  No I can't."  Mulder shakes his head.  Scully
lowers her head but this time not because of a branch.
 "I'm already in love," Mulder whispers.

Scully's head snaps up, a soft smile covers her face.
"Yeah, me too."

Mulder takes Scully's hand and leads her from the
woods.  "Come on Agent Scully.  There's an upper bunk
with your name on it."
 
 

Part 9.

 
 
 
                    Another day dawns over Bushrod.
Mae has stuffed Mulder full of homemade biscuits and
gravy, eggs and coffee.  She pours Scully another cup
of coffee.  "You two getting' anywhere with this damn
bug hunt of yers?"

Scully rubs her hands over the napkin on her lap and
swallows her last bite of biscuit.  "We think so.  Mae
do you eat mushrooms?"

"Sure do.  Don't ever' one?"

Mulder pushes himself away from the table, well sated.
 "So Strap was right.  Everyone here does eat
mushrooms."

Mae pours Mulder another cup of coffee.  "Agent
Mulder, we ain't got much here but we got the best
damn 'shrooms in the world."

"It would appear that way."  Scully says bring her
coffee cup to her lips.

"Tell ya what.  I got a friend who owes me a favor.  I
posted his bail once'd.  I'll see if he can rustle me
up some 'shrooms to fry."

Mulder takes the old woman's hand in his.  "Mae I
think I'm in love."  Mae laughs and bats at Mulder,
"Awwww."

Scully looks at Mulder over her coffee cup with Mulder
returning the look.

The two agents return to their room.  "So what's on
the agenda today?"  Scully says while making Mulder's
bunk up then adding, "Mulder, do you have to live like
a frat boy?"

"We could share a bed," Mulder says over his shoulder
while rooting around in his duffel bag.

"We could," Scully says fluffing the pillow and
tossing it onto the bunk, "but I'd just end up making
it."  She grabs her notebook case and heads out the
bedroom door.  Once again Mulder is left to try and
figure out what just happened.
 

Scully meets the State Police courier at Chief
Mentzer's office.  They exchange the report on the
bugs for the evidence bag containing the mushroom.

Mulder and Chief Mentzer are discussing the cutters
while Scully is pouring over the lab results.  She
frowns and shifts from reading one page of the report
to another and then back again.  She then spreads the
pages out on a near by table.

Mulder takes notice of this and approaches his
partner. He leans    over her with his jacket open and
one hand on his hip.  "So what are we looking at and
what should I be seeing?"

Scully lifts a page, "Well according to the lab.  This
is nothing more than a common garden variety gnat
except. . ."  Scully pauses, pulling out another
paper.  "These particular gnats produce a powerful
chemical similar to pheromones."

"You're kidding," Mulder says looking directly at
Scully.

"And in large amounts.  Over one hundred times more
than anything normally found in nature."

"Maybe that's the smell the chief here talked about
when they are crushed."

Mulder sits on the edge of the table, reading the
report and playing with his bottom lip.  "Scully could
these bugs have produced this kind of love potion but
have remained unknown until now because they need a
triggering mechanism to set them off?"

"I'm not sure Mulder. What are you getting at?"

Mulder shrugs, "Let's wait until we get the test
results back on the mushroom."

Chief Mentzer has been watching the two agents
interact.  "Agent Mulder, what's all this mean?"

Mulder looks up.  "It means you really do have a love
bug."
 
 
 

Part 10.

Mulder and Scully step back into The Cut Dog once
more.  Strap sees them approaching and nods for Mulder
to follow his to the end of the bar.  "You find 'em?"

Mulder smiles and speaks in a low tone. "We sure did.
We must have picked two bushel-baskets full.  They
were delicious."

A look of sheer terror crosses Strap's face.

Mulder then laughs.  "Breathe Strap.  We only picked
one."

Strap finally let's out his breath.  "Shit Agent
Mulder, fer a minute there I thought you was serious."
 Strap glances up from the bar he is mopping.  "Ya was
kiddin' weren't ya?"

Mulder nods for Scully to join him at the bar.
"Strap, Agent Scully and myself need to find a cutter
who would be willing to donate some blood."

Scully looks around the room.  "Preferably one that is
sober."

"Aw Agent Scully don't let this bunch fool ya, most
cutters is hard workin' family men."

"You think you can find us one of them Strap?"  Mulder
asks.

Strap looks around the room.  "Sure can.  See that ol'
bird sittin' in the corner?"

"The one that's asleep?"

Strap laughs at Scully.  "Sure that's what he is Agent
Scully, asleep."

Mulder chuckles while Scully blushes.

"His son Virgil is a cutter."

"Virgil doesn't have a nickname?"  Mulder turns to
look back at Strap.

"Well Myra calls him baby-cakes but that don't go over
too well in here so's we jus' call him Virgie."

Mulder looks back at the old drunk.  "You think Virgil
will cooperate?"

"Oh yeah!  Virgie's a great kid.  He goes to church
ever' Sunday.  Hell, he even votes!"

"Very patriotic," Scully remarks.

"You bet cha," Strap winks.
 
 

Two hours later Scully and Mulder are walking down the
steps of Virgil's small yellow clapboard house.
Scully holds a vial of blood in one hand and her
medical bag in the other.
"I can send this by courier to the Indianapolis
bureau.  We'll have the results by morning."

Mulder stops and leans on the car door.  "Scully we
have a sample of cutter blood; don't you think we
should get a sample of farmer blood, just for
comparison?"

Scully rolls the vial in her hand.  "I think you're
right."

"Come on let's go back to Chief Mentzer, I'm sure he'd
like to do his patriotic duty."

One hour and another vial later, the blood is on its
way to Indianapolis.

The two agents head back to Mae's home.  Mulder takes
off for a run, staying clear of Dink Covey's place.

Scully reviews the report on the bugs that she
received earlier in the day.  Tiring of all the paper
work, she closes the files and walks downstairs to see
what Mae is doing.  She finds her in the kitchen
cleaning a large pile of sponge mushrooms.  "Can I
help you?"

Mae looks up.  "I ain't never turned down help."

Scully pulls out a kitchen chair, and grabs a large
mushroom breaking the stem from it and placing it in
the bowl with the others.

"So Dana, you and yer friend there, you got plans?"

Scully is intently breaking off the stems.  "We should
be out of your hair in a day or two."

Mae gets up from the table and moves slowly over to
the old oven, pulling open the door.  The pleasant
smell of roast beef fills the air.  "Dammit Dana, I'm
ain't talkin' about yer visit here."  Mae spoons
drippings over the roast and shuts the oven door.  "I
mean yer long term plans."

Scully stops stemming a mushroom.  "Mae, you must have
misunderstood.  Just because my partner and I are
sharing a room doesn't mean we're intimate."

"Hell Dana, not ever'thing is about sex!  I'm talkin'
about the feelin's ya got fer one another.  I kin tell
yer smitten with him."

Scully blushes.  "Is it that obvious?"

Mae shuffles over to her kitchen chair and sits back
down.  "Dana, that's the same look I got on my face
the first time I caught sight of my Jimmy."

"Was Jimmy your husband?"

"Hell no!  That ol' fools name was Leonard.  Jimmy was
Jimmy Dean."

Scully finishes the mushrooms and shoves the bowl
away.  "Of course, I'm sorry.  Did you ever meet James
Dean?"

Mae pulls a potato out of a sack and begins to peel
it.  "Dana, he and I was fixin' to git married when he
left fer Hollywood.
I lived jus' two farms from his uncle that raised
him."  The old woman's eyes glass over as she speaks.
"He used to repair motor cycles.  He'd take me out on
his bike and tell me his dreams and what he wanted to
do with his life.  One night he told me he was goin'
to Hollywood and would send fer me when he could.
That call never came; he was killed in a car wreck.
That was in '55.  Jimmy was only 24."

"Oh Mae."  Scully pats the old woman's hand.  "I'm so
sorry."

Mae dries her eyes on her dishrag.  "Funny thing is
Dana, I'm a crippled up ol' woman but Jimmy is still a
dashin' young man wavin' at me from that bus window."
Mae looks Scully in the eyes.  "Take my advice Dana,
don't wait.  Ya might never get another chance."
 
Scully wipes her nose across the back of her hand as a
giggle bubbles up from her throat.  "You sure know how
to tell a story Mae."

"That I do child, that I do."
 

Part 11.

Mulder nears Mae's house at a trot; he's cooling down
from his run.  He spies a person sitting on the front
porch.  It kind of looks like Scully but not his
Scully or not a version of his Scully he's use to
seeing.  He slowly walks up the path to the porch.  He
runs his forearm across his sweaty brow and pulls up
the bottom of his shirt, wiping his face on it.  It is
Scully!  She's clad in a soft lavender sweater and
tight blue jeans.  White sneakers cover her tiny feet.
 But the thing he notices most is her hair.  It's
pulled back into a ponytail.  He never sees her wear
her hair like that except when she's up to her elbows
in an autopsy.  He's thrown off a little by this
version of his partner.

"Scully, what cha doing?"

Scully slowly pushes the swing back and forth.  "I'm
waiting for you."

Mulder sits down next to her, his long legs stilling
the motion of the swing.  "Has something happened?"

"No," She says looking down at her hands.  "I just
thought since its Friday night we might leave the work
behind and go to the bar after dinner."

Mulder takes her hand in his.  "Sure.  I'd like that."

Neither agent sees the curtains fall back into place.
Mae is heading to the kitchen to dish out supper.
 

"Mae, I've never eaten mushrooms this good before,"
Mulder says as he pops the last golden nugget into his
mouth.

Mae gathers up the plates on the table.  "I told ya
they was good."  Mae looks at Scully's plate.   "Dana,
ya jus' picked at yer supper.  Ya feelin' okay?"

"Yes Mae, I'm fine."  Scully tries to change the
subject, "Let me help you with the dishes."

"Naw, you two git out a my kitchen.  Skeedaddle!"  Mae
shoos Mulder and Scully out of the room.

"Okay."  Mulder laughs taking Scully by the hand.

They walk together to the porch.  "You want to walk to
The Cut Dog or drive?"

"No let's walk," Scully says, "It's so nice out
tonight."

"And I can walk off some of those 'shrooms," Mulder
laughs still holding Scully's hand.

"Mulder, Mae says you're too thin anyway," Scully
smiles up at him.

"I know, I know, I'm spindly," Mulder jokes with
Scully.

Scully pulls Mulder's arm closer to her. "Well I think
you look just fine."

Mulder stops to look down at his partner.  "What's
gotten into you tonight?"

Scully tugs on his hand she has clasps in both of
hers.  "Nothing."

"Come on Scully I know you."  Mulder tilts her head up
by placing a finger under her chin.

"Mae and I had a little talk.  She told me not to wait
forever for what I want."

Mulder stares at her, his eyes filled with concern.
"And what do you want?"

Scully smiles and takes both Mulder's hands in hers,
smiling up at him.  "I guess I want what I've got."

Mulder's face breaks into a smile.  He wraps his arm
around Scully's shoulder as they continue to walk.
"Did I tell you how smart I think Mae is."

Scully snuggles into Mulder's arm.  "No but I can
think of a thing or two I need to tell you."

"What's that?"

Scully stops and turns placing her hands on Mulder's
forearms, looking up into his dark eyes.  "That you
mean the world to me and I've been a fool for not
telling you this before."

Mulder places his arms around Scully's waist.  "Well
maybe not a fool but stubborn, yes."

"Mulder I am not stubborn."  Scully frowns, then
catches her self and smiles' up at him, "Besides you
haven't been the most open man I've ever met."

"Scully due to our work some things must remain a
secret," Mulder replies in mock seriousness.

"Oh pish!  Knock it off Mulder."  Scully slaps his
chest lightly.

Mulder pulls her to him linking his arms around her
back.  "Scully I've been certain of how I've felt
about you for years.  I just wasn't getting any
signals from you about how you felt towards me."

"Is this the kind of signal you need."  Scully stands
on her tip- toes and places her hands on the back of
Mulder's neck pulling him down.  She locks her lips to
his and slowly grinds her mouth into his then pulling
back she looks into his eyes.

"Yeah something like that," Mulder softly laughs as
their foreheads meet.

"We need to talk about this Mulder, decide where this
is going and what it will involve..."

"Wait!  Wait!  Slow down.  Tonight we're just Fox and
Dana. Two people out on the town."  Mulder looks
around, "Such as it is."

"Fox and Dana huh." Scully smirks then adding, "I
don't think so."

"Nah."  Mulder says, "I guess we're just destined to
be Mulder and Scully."

Scully runs her arm down Mulder's back.  "I wouldn't
have it any other way."
 

The two agents head off to The Cut Dog.
 

Part 12.

They enter The Cut Dog to find the place about half
full.  Mulder and Scully both take a seat at the bar.
"What'll it be agents?"

"Our usual Strap."

Strap pours two large iced teas. "Still on duty huh."

"No but tonight I want all my faculties."  Mulder says
eyeing Scully.  She blushes and looks around the room.

The jukebox is playing a soft country song while a few
couples are slow dancing.  "Not many here," Scully
comments, looking across the dance floor.

"Naw there ain't.  Since the cutters all got smitten
with love they stay home with their wives and
girlfriends.  They don't even come here to scrap with
the farmers anymore.  I hate May!"

"So how long does this calm last?"  Mulder asks
sipping his ice tea.

"Well the bugs should be leavin' in a day 'r two.
They sure don't help my business any."

"I can see that," Scully says turning on her stool to
look out over the small crowd.  Strap points to a man
and a woman sitting in the corner necking.  "Agent
Mulder, see them two."

Mulder nods.

"Well that's Harlan Poovey and Ester Jean Fugate.
Their families has been bitter enemies ever since
Harlan's daddy Pooey sold Ester Jeans daddy a piece of
ground that turned out to be over a big ol' sink hole.
 Poor ol' man Fugate woke up one mornin' to find his
cornfield had been swallered up and they's been
feudin' ever since.  Jus' look at 'em, ain't that a
shame!"

Mulder frowns at Strap.   "But I thought only the
cutters were affected by the bug?"

"Oh they's cutter families all right, but Fuzzy Fugate
did a little farmin' on the side.  Guess you could
call him a renaissance man."

"Mulder," Scully leans over to her partner.

"Humm."

"Enough shop talk."

Mulder softly laughs, "Care to dance?"

"Yes, do you have any quarters?"  Scully asks slipping
off the barstool.  Mulder stands to fish a quarter out
of his jeans' pocket.  Scully promptly feeds it to the
jukebox.  On comes a slow Elvis tune.  Mulder leads
her to the dance floor.  A dozen quarters later the
agents are still on the dance floor.  Scully's head
resting against Mulder's chest with his head lowered
to hers, their hands intertwined.  All is right with
the world.
 
 
 

Part 13.

The two agents leave the musty smelling, over heated
tavern, walking hand in hand in the cool May evening,
neither has spoken a word since leaving The Cut Dog.
They climb the porch steps.  Mulder quietly opens the
old screen door and turns the doorknob.  He grins at
Scully; sure enough Mae doesn't lock her doors.  They
creep into the house and up the stairs with a few of
the steps creaking as they near the top.  Mulder still
hasn't released Scully's hand.  He opens the door to
their room and pulls her inside.  It's dark with the
only light coming through the window from the full
moon.

He pulls Scully near him.  A fit of suppressed giggles
bubbles up from each of them.  It could be from the
alcohol or just a bad case of the jitters.  Mulder
cups Scully's face as a broad smile covers his face
before he moves in to kiss her lips.  He pulls back to
see a soft inviting smile on her face.  She makes the
next move by returning the kiss.  No words are spoken
none are needed.  Clothing is removed and giggles turn
into moans.

The next morning Mulder is up and out of the house
early.  Scully is certain he isn‚t regretting what
happened last night but she had hoped to find him
beside her in the morning.  She showers, dresses and
tidies up the room before slipping downstairs.

The smell of coffee draws her to the kitchen.  Mae is
seated at the table with a cup of coffee in front of
her and a plate of hot rolls next to her cup.

Scully slides into a chair and pushes her hair back as
if nothing has happened.

Mae sips her coffee and tears off a piece of cinnamon
roll dipping it into her cup of coffee.  Scully pours
herself a cup and adds a little cream to it.  Her
hands are trembling slightly.
Mae glances over at her, saying nothing.

Scully stirs her coffee.

Mae finishes her bite of roll.

Scully stirs her coffee.

Mae rubs her hands across her apron.

Scully stirs her coffee.

Finally Mae can‚t stand it any longer.  "Dammit Dana!
How'd it go?"

Scully looks surprised and stops stirring her coffee.

"Don't give me that look!  I invented it."  Mae says
with an exasperated frown.

Scully gives in, letting a little smile cross her face
deciding to play along, "Why Mae, I don't know what
you're talking about."

Mae laughs and slaps Scully on the arm, "Aw, so ya
talked to him, right?"

Scully finishes her bite of roll.  "Yes I did."

Mae continues, "And he kissed ya, didn't he?"

Scully nods her head.  "That he did."

Mae's face lights up.  "And ya humped like bunnies,
right?"

Scully laughs, "That we did!"

"I knew it!"  Mae slaps the table. "So its okay
betwixt you to?"

Scully gets up and rinses out her coffee cup.  "Mae,
it's more than okay."

Just then Mulder burst into the kitchen.  "Scully
we've got trouble!"
 
 

Part 14.

Mulder and Scully walk into Chief Mentzer's office
just as a scream is heard and a woman yells, "Pa don't
hit him there!"

The office is full of men in bib overalls.  In the
middle of the crowd stand's a young woman and a very
scared looking young man.

"What's going on here?"  Scully yells above the din of
the crowd.

The room grows quiet.  Chief Mentzer makes his way
through the mass.  "Well Agent Scully what we got here
is a misunderstandin'."

An old man in bibs speaks up.  "It ain't no
misunderstandin' Dale.  I understand this cutter was
fixin' to marry my daughter Arleen here and we was
jus' gonna pree-vent it."

"Ned, ya don't go preventin' a marriage by hangin' the
groom!"  The crowd gets surly.

Mulder puts up his hands.  "Wait a minute!  There's
not going to be any lynching."

"Who's he?"  Someone in the crowd asks.

"This is Agent Mulder from the FBI in Washington,
Dee-Cee," Chief Mentzer shouts.

"Kinda spindly ain't he?"

Mulder runs his fingers through his hair.  Scully
rolls her eyes up at him, stifling a laugh.

"Does somebody want to tell me what's going on?"
Mulder is getting tired of this mess.

The little man who threatened to hang the younger man
steps foreword.  "Well sir, my name is Ned Womack."
Ned grabs the girl by the arm.  "And this is my
daughter Arleen."  He points to the scared young man.
"And this dog is Dode Zucker.  He was fixin' to have
the chief here marry him an' Arleen."

"Is that right?"  Mulder asks Dode.

"Yeeess sir."

Mulder turns back to the little man.  "And you have a
problem with this Ned?"

"Ya damn right I do!"

Mulder puts both hands on his hips.  "Is it because
Mr. Zucker is a cutter?"

Ned looks confused.  "What?  Hell no, it ain't 'cause
he's a cutter.  Arleen was fixin' to git her degree in
cosmetology an' then he comes along and ruin't all
that!"

Dode speaks up, "No Mr. Womack, ya got it all wrong! I
want Arleen to finish her schoolin'.  I figger if she
an' I are both workin' then we can git our own place.
I got the down payment on a trailer all saved."

Mulder looks over at Ned.  "So Ned what's it going to
be.  You going to have Arleen underfoot and paying all
her expenses or are you going to let this young man
set her up housekeeping in a house. . .trailer?"

Ned scratches his nearly baldhead.  "Well Mr. Mulder
when ya put it that a way I guess I kin give 'em my
blessin'."

Arleen grabs her father around the neck, "Oh pa!"

Dode extends his hand to Ned.  "Mr. Womack ya ain't
never gonna regret this."

Arleen still has Ned in an embrace, his eyes growing
narrow.  "I better not."

Chief Mentzer claps his hands.  "Okay folks lets do
this quick!"

Twenty minutes later, after Mulder and Scully have
played best man and maid of honor, Arleen and her new
husband are off on their honeymoon to Vincennes.

The room empties out with most of the folks satisfied
with the outcome.

"Agent Scully, I've got those reports in fer ya."

"Thanks chief."

The chief grabs an envelope off the filing cabinet and
hands it to Scully.  "Agents, I have my rounds to
make. I'll be back in a few."

Scully opens the package and starts to plow through
the results of the blood tests. Mulder takes the lab
work report on the mushroom and sits down on the edge
of the chief's desk to study it.

Minutes' later Scully speaks up; "The blood work on
Virgil is clean except there is a high level of
calcium in his system."

Mulder's head pops up from the page he is reading.
"Higher than a normal high level?"

Scully huffs.  "Yeah, this is the highest level I have
ever seen."

"Scully what do the test results on the chief show?"

"Umm."  Scully digs out the chief's results.  "Here it
is. The chief's level is normal."

Mulder hops off the desk and looks over Scully's
shoulder.  He runs his finger down the list until he
gets to the calcium figures, then he straightens up.
"Scully the cutters work in the limestone quarries.
Limestone is calcium, right?"

"Yeah calcium and carbonate."

"So they are ingesting or inhaling the stuff."

"Or absorbing."

"Right."

"Mulder this goes beyond your love bug, this is a
medical crisis if the other cutters levels are also
this high."

"How so?"

"Well, high levels of calcium can lead to degenerative
pulmonary disease and impaired liver functions.  A
wider study needs to be done but my guess is this
level of calcium could be dangerous to the cutters."

"Anything else catch your eye?"

Scully runs her finger down the report and frowns.
"There is a trace amount of something called
gametophyte in his blood too."

Mulder flips through the report on the mushroom.
"Scully did the chief have this in his system too?"

Scully flips back to the report on the chief.  "Yes,
he did."

Mulder smiles and lays down the report.  Pointing to a
specific line.  "It's the mushrooms Scully."

Scully leans over Mulders' arm to read the line and
frowns.  Mulder it does seem to be the source of the
gametophyte but why isn't it affecting the farmers or
you and I."  Scully blushes, "Don't answer that."

"No Scully it's not like that."  Mulder sits back down
on the edge of the desk.  "The cutters and the farmers
both have the chemical in their systems."

"Yes."

"But only the cutters have high levels of calcium in
their systems too."

"Right.  So you think it's a reaction caused by the
combination of the calcium and the gametophye?"

"No."  Mulder gets up from the edge of the desk and
walks around the room.  "See the cutters are only
affected in May, but you heard Strap; he's been
picking mushrooms all spring.

Scully frowns.  "I guess I'm not following you."

Mulder begins to gesture with his hands.  "The bugs
produce the pheromone and they're attracted to the
cutters.  That's why they swarm at the quarry."

Scully is beginning to get it.  "So the combination of
the calcium and the gametophye attracts the bugs!"

"That's the connection!"  Mulder excitedly says.
"Come on we can talk about this over lunch.

Scully gathers up the reports, putting them back into
the envelope and smiles, "Yes being a bridesmaid
always makes me hungry."

Mulder takes her hand.  "How about being a bride?"

Scully looks into his eyes.  "I don't know Mulder, I
guess I'll have to be one to find out."
 
 

Part 15.

Mulder and Scully settle into a corner table at The
Cut Dog.  Strap walks over with a pad in his hand.
"What'll it be Agents?  More ice tea?"

"Yes tea for two," Mulder laughs, "and a couple of
menus please."

Strap frowns, "Only menu I got is on the wall,"
pointing over his shoulder.

Behind the bar next to the Payton Manning poster is a
cryptic hand written menu.

Mulder has to squint to see it.  A broad grin covers
his face.  "Scully look! Strap's got fried
trail-baloney.  Does that come with onions?"

"Comes with any thing ya want."

Mulder knows Scully doesn't approve but its not every
day a man can find fried baloney.  "Give me the that
with fried onions and an order of potato skins."

Scully can't stand it any longer.  "Mulder I can hear
your arteries slamming shut from here."

"But I like fried baloney Scully."

Scully ignores Mulder's whining and orders for
herself. "I'll have an egg salad sandwich on wheat
bread."

Strap scratches his head.  "All I got is white bread
Agent Scully but I kin toast it fer ya, it'll be
brown."

Scully gives Strap a stone-cold look.  "That will be
fine, egg salad on toasted white bread."

"Comin' right up."

"Scully it looks like we've solved the case of the
love bug."

"It seems like it. Of course more tests will have to
be run to confirm. . ."

A noise is heard.  The front door swings open and in
tumbles a dozen or so burly men in plaid work shirts
and loose, well-worn jeans and heavy work boots.  They
all gather into groups at various tables laughing and
hollering.  Someone in the crowd yells, "Hey Strap,
git yer sorry ass out here.  You got payin'
customers."

"Yeah Strap, we're back."

"Strap I can see yer service ain't improved any since
we was here."

The laugher only grows with each cutting or rather
cutter remark.
Strap rushes from the kitchen with two ice teas and
the food.  "Hey guys! It's sure good to see ya back."

He sets Mulder and Scully's order on the table.
Mulder grabs his arm.  "Strap are these the cutters?"

"Sure are. Those damn bugs must a left."

One burly man with thick sinewy muscles is poking
quarters into the jukebox while another cutter lifts a
table up, placing it next to his own.  A rugged-faced
man with a trim waist but muscles filling out his
shirt and jeans stands at the bar.  Mulder is watching
him.  "I take it back Scully, I am spindly and you can
stop eyeing that one at the bar."

"I'm not eyeing him Mulder!"

"You've have to be Scully because I am."

Scully laughs, "Well maybe a little but I'm certainly
not attracted to him.  He's too muscular, too
perfect."

"So you like me instead?" Mulder huffs.

"No Mulder. It's different with you.  With you its'
the complete package."

The words no sooner leave Scully's lips and another
group of men enters the tavern.  These men are
clean-shaven, dressed slightly neater, and have bib
overalls on.

"Uh oh."  Mulder mumbles.

"What is it?"

"Those must be the farmers."

Mulder you don't think. . ."

Suddenly a voice calls out.  "Cletus Noble, where you
hidin'?"

From deep within the crowd comes a returning voice.
"I ain't hidin' Coot Whitaker.  You're jus' too damn
blind to see me."

The cutters erupt in laughter.  The farmers take up
residence at the few remaining tables.

Coot approaches the table where the voice came from.
"All I know Cletus Noble is that I owe ya an ass
whoopin' fer stealin' the block out a my pickup."

"That ol' pile of shit. It weren't worth the effort to
git it out.  The head was warped and the valves was
grindin'. 'Sides you owed me fer that huntin' rifle I
lent ya and never got back."

Coot is getting madder by the minute.

Mulder and Scully are quietly eating their sandwiches,
watching the drama unfolding.

"Listen ya ol' peckerhead, that rifle barrel was so
bent that the first time I fired it I nearly took my
ass off!"

Even Mulder has to laugh at that one.

The two men are now standing toe to toe.  The room has
been divided into two sides.  The cutters are standing
near the bar and the farmers' are near the door.

Scully is beginning to get concerned.  "Mulder don't
you think we should be doing something?"

"Like what Scully, call in reinforcements from
Indianapolis.  The most we can manage is you, me and
the chief and I don't like the odds."

Before Mulder could even attempt to call the chief all
hell breaks loose.  Cutters and farmers are fighting
each other.  Fists are flying along with the
occasional chair.

Mulder pulls Scully farther back into the corner.
"Mulder! What do you think you're doing?"

"I'm trying to protect you from the danger."

"Oh bullshit!"  Scully replies, obviously having spent
just a little too much time with Mae.  She pulls out
her gun, firing it into the air.

The room immediately grows quiet as all the faces turn
to look at one very pissed off redhead in the corner.

Finally Strap speaks up. "You shot my ceilin'."

Scully looks up at the bullet hole in Straps wooden
ceiling.
 
 

Part 16.

Mulder comes out of Mae's house with his duffel bag
and some files.  Scully has already deposited her
cases in the trunk of the Taurus.

Mae has her arm linked with Scully's as they walk down
the path from the porch.  "Dana, take it from a 90
year old woman, foller yer heart."

Scully pauses, as it dawns on her she's been taken in!
 "Mae that would make you 43 in 1955."

Mae's old gray eyes twinkle.  "That's right."

Scully squints.  "Mae, you never had a love affair
with James Dean, did you!"

Mae stops and faces Scully. "Yes I did, he jus' never
know'd it. 'Sides, you said I told a good story."

Scully's face breaks out in a huge grin.  "I did,
didn't I."  She grabs the old woman by the arm and
they continue to the car.  "I think the biggest love
bug lives right here."

Mae pats Scully's arm and breaks away from her.  "Ya
take care of yerself Dana and fattin' up that man a
yers."

"I will," Scully says sliding into the passenger side
door.

The chief approaches Mulder, who is finishing up the
loading. "Agent Mulder, I jus' wanted to thank ya and
Agent Scully fer helpin' us out.  The CDC is comin' in
tomorrow to test all the cutters and the EPA is seein'
what it kin do 'bout the bugs."

"That should make Strap happy."  Mulder smiles
slamming the trunk lid shut.  "I hear that OSHA is
checking on the working conditions at the quarries
too."

"Yap."

"That's good."  Mulder stops before he opens the car
door.  "Chief there is one thing that's been bothering
me."

"What's that Agent Mulder?"

"If the bugs only affected the cutters, why did that
farmer want to marry his cow?"

Strap laughs.  "Aw Agent Mulder, he was jus' real fond
a her."
 
 

                           ~ The End ~
 

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