-The Wanna Look Like Scully Blues-
 
 They all say I should be happy--
 My husband thinks I'm hot.
 I'm blond and tall and leggy,
 But Scully I am not...
 
 Oh, I got the terribly obsessive,
 Wanna look like Scully blues.
 
 I've tried to look my shortest.
 Given up my hippie clothes.
 I even wear some extra make-up
 On the fake mole under my nose.
 
 I got the horribly obsessive,
 Wanna look like Scully blues.
 
 I've tried to go the red-route.
 It was a sight to see.
 My hair is terminally curly--
 Looked more like Carrot-top than Scull-ee!
 
 Oh, I got the wickedly obsessive,
 Wanna look like Scully blues.
 
 I do eyebrow exercises.
 Wear a cross around my neck.
 But I couldn't even tell you
 Where I picked up this sibilant 's'--
 
 I've got the scarily obsessive,
 Wanna look like Scully blues.
 
 My hubby winks and says, "Stop tryin,"
 Says, "Honey, you're the girl I chose."
 Oh... I think I'll call the plastic surgeon--
 Get that man a bigger nose.
 
 I've got the intellectually aggressive,
 Scientifically expressive,
 Always shockingly obsessive--
 And kinda sexually repressive.
 God it really isn't funny,
 I got the wanna look like Scully blue-oos.
 
 Oh yeah.